I think the air in Steubenville has made Danny Garland go mad. He posted this “Patristic Melody” (to the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious”):

Superchristological and Homoousiosis
Even though the sound of them is something quite atrocious
You can always count on them to anathemize your Gnosis
Superchristological and Homoousiosis

Um diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle um diddle ay

Now Origen and Arius were quite a clever pair.
Immutable divinity make Logos out of air.
But then one day Saint Nicholas gave Arius a slap–
and told them if they can’t recant, they ought to shut their trap! …

And there’s still more. Go see for yourself!