Stranger than fiction: The Vatican Museum’s renovation plans have emerged, straight from the pages of The Da Vinci Code.

ROME (CNS) — A projected new entrance to the Vatican Museums will feature a giant glass pyramid … Rome Mayor Walter Veltroni said the above-ground pyramid at the entrance site would help illuminate the underground complex and would evoke the famous pyramid at the entrance of the Louvre in Paris.

Gasp. Which oppressed woman of Christian antiquity do you suppose will be buried there — at the very heart of the conspiracy?